Weed, Bitches, and Booze

Weed, Bitches, and Booze

To those of you who take an interest in such a thing, I will be turning 18 soon, and there are a lot of things that I cannot wait to try. Here are some of the following.

To Weed- this is the drug everyone heres so much about. A lot of people say that it really messes your life up, and its something not worth doing. I'm not pointing fingers towards anyone, *coughTruthassholescoughcough*, but i'm pretty sure noone is sure about what their talking about. To me, scemantics and personal expiriences don't count. Because with weed, everyone goes through something diffrent, whether it be a hallucionalgenic reaction, or stating something stupid, like "I can see my fingers!". Weed may delude some people into thinking something, but it's realy up to the person to go with the idea. Weed can only do so much when used correctly. Every other uptight citizen should enlighten themselves to the fact that these smokers have bad judgement to begin with. Smart smokers stay inside a Contained environment, because they know if they go out and do something stupid, they have ruined the blunt tokin' fun for the rest of us. Praise be to those tokers.

To Bitches- i'm not talkin' about every woman when I refer to "bitches", because if it's one thing i've learned, it's that a woman can be whatever she wants. I'm proud that the woman has made such great strides to getting where they want to be in life. So here's to you, the mavrics, the brainiacs, the C.E.O.'s, the artist, the tomboys, the writers, the teachers, the preachers, the studious, the funloving, the gamer, the lamer, the one-who-stays-the-samer, and to you the undecided. To all of you, keep it up. Although i'm proud of you, it's not you i'm concerned with. It's those idiot bitches who think their the best at everything, who wear increadibly skimpy clothing to show of their "Perfecticity", like the ones you would see in "Mean Girls". Yes, that god-awful movie. Its those who sould burn in the hottest bowels of hell. I should stop before I get preechy. The point of this section is that sex isn't all its cracked up to be, because, chances are, this is the first type of person you get to have sex with. Excluding those with boyfreinds or girlfreinds. Sex isn't something you can dive headfirst into, no pun intended. It takes years of anitomical studies, and "special" classes, just to talk to a woman. I myself haven't benn on a date once, where a woman looked at me like a little boy looks at a preist and screaming "I have AIDS", and bee-lining for the door. Those bitches sould be ashamed of themselves.

To Booze- this is the very substance that will make you turn into the same asshole your father was. Now, every one knows that you can't drink until your 21, the same doesn't apply for Canada. This is where most of my ideas come from. Alcohol is the best, for most situations. They give great stories to tell, especialy if your with a group. Then again, when you drink, your never alone. People always seem to run into a drunk, now and again, and they look like they're having a good time. Too much drinking can kill, and although some people deserve it, alcohol poisoning doesn't happen to those deserving few. Alcohol, unlike weed, can black you out and wake you up in odd places. It is funny to see your freind wake up next to a goat, though.

All this is made avalible when I turn 18. God, I can't wait.