todays comic goes out to all the people complaining about how bad the new pirates of the caribean movies is. i mean, what were you expecting? an arthouse film? that disney logo at the beginning should have been enought warning for you to bail out of the theater before you lost any more braincells.
that said, i knew what i was getting to so i left my brain at home. man it was hilarious, and for all the wrong reasons. it was as enjoyable as watching a huge trainwreck with a train full of nazis. i expected it to have an incoherent plot, ductaped by some crazy pirate antics, and boy did it deliver. and that brign us to todays comic. this movie is like a play session i had with my action figures when i was six years old, i could have sworn i already acted this plot with my GI joes and He man figures. so im basing this comic on a hunch, but yeah, thats how it happend.
BTW. when im ritch and powerful, i want to hire Geoffrey Rush to cosplay as Barbossa at my birthday party. pass around rum and ho's, ah yes, the fun we'll have. ARRRRRR!
and i had another comic i sat on for 2 weeks before i did this one, if you go to vote youll see what it was going to be about.
Comments
Bobfleadip Says:
You dissapoint, tis lacking a random nude scene

gnome7 Says:
Pretty much an exact copy of the movie, but with better special effects.
But seriously, I liked the movie, and this was the greatest parody yet.
Doctor Dolittle Says:
THERE NEED BE DAVY JOONES!
Dellamorte Dellamore Says:
Yaaaar! This be grrrrreat-y!
Tyokio Says:
everyones soo happy : D
giascle Says:
I love you.
LupusHowler Says:
really funny and cool stuff. really really good!
kiocAH Says:
:3
Shiro Says:
Geoffry Rush is a sexy beast.
:3
Psyconorikan Says:
Actually they state quite clearly that Davy Jones killed the kraken...... O.o