Every illustration has a story behind it. I figured I'd do something different and write one for this.
Princess Peach flips Bowser the bird moments after Mario & Luigi's arrival to rescue her. Bowser promptly $#!t's himself as it dawns on him that both are packing fire flower charge ups and they beat his whole Koopa army to get there. He's a bit stumped as to why Mario has a toolbox, and Luigi has a stereo boom box.
The Italian mongoloid plumbers are anything but pleased with the situation before them. Luigi calmly places the boom box on the window sill as Mario rolls up his sleeves before removing a rusted pipe with hardened concrete on the tip from his toolbox. He slowly advances upon Bowser while putting on a pair of gloves. Bowser's eyes grow wide with fear as he's suddenly brought to the floor clutching his left knee in pain. Luigi asks his brother if he'd like any particular music to listen to.
Princess Peach calmly says with a sinister smile on her face, "play 'grateful when you're dead'." As the grateful dead homage song begins to echo through the halls of the castle, Bowser looks up at her in absolute terror begging for mercy. His pleas fall upon deaf ears as the song soon drowns out his anguished cries of pain through the castle halls. As Bowser raises a pleading claw to the Princess, Mario continues the task at hand, cracking the kings shell. Luigi plays air guitar along to the music while Mario continues to bludgeon the soon to be former king of the Koopa's. The lone Koopa by the door, retreats into his shell in the corner cringing in fear hearing the mix of the king's cries of pain under the music.
After several minutes, the job is done, and the Princess is leading her exodus from Koopa's castle. The Princess pauses at the shell of the last remaining Koopa in the castle. She snaps her fingers, and looks at Luigi menacingly pointing at the Koopa, "I said, 'no witnesses' boys." Luigi looks down at the Koopa as it pulls itself out of its shell. As the Koopa pops out of his shell, all he sees is Luigi looming over him, before a bright light and sudden excruciating pain.
I saw this really interesting posting of Super Mario Bros. Character, Princess Peach by Mallard and I thought for kicks I'd write something I thought would go along with the mood of it.
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