Test Fic

Test Fic

Test Fic/Introduction to the Randomness of PIE

Hello one and all!!! After a year or two of nothing in my gallery, I HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT IN IT OMG WTF LOL!!! So this would be a test fic/introduction. A lot to all of these writings will have randomness so comment, flame, spam, I don't really care. Oh, and copyrights for all the Paper Mario 2 people goes to Nintendo because they made them; not me.

First off, lemme try to help you imagine. Nic is pretty much a Mobian(as in SA style) Magenta furred Timber Wolf girl who's 16 and resembles Nicolette the Weasel and floats around because she's too short to stand on her own feet most of the time. She knows all kinds of magic and is regarded as a High Sorceress throughout Neo Mobius(sorry, Mobius is just floating around uninhabited) and is the Head Commander of an elite justice organization made up of quite possibly any hero from any video game, comic, or tv show EVER(provided he or she has extraordinary powers and techniques)....the Heroic Legion. So yeah, there's Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, anybody who isn't completely evil. Of course, they fight their enemy, the Apocalypse Shadows, which has all the bad guys from everywhere and so on and so forth. It's headed by not only Sephiroth but also this dark, mysterious figure who claims to be the exact personification of evil itself...no, it's not Satan, he's too busy shoving pineapples up in Hitler where the sun don't shine. But before you think "Oh no, these fics are gay, they don't cuss", they do cuss I just want to test out the reactions first before I go full times the craziness. Anyway, let's just look in on what Nic's doing right now. And yes, her name is short for Nicole. Her last name is Tenshi.

Mystic Field

Nic: Alright, seriously. Did you or did you not get sucked into the internet once?

Authur: <sigh> Yes, I did. I was kinda busy trying to find the site for Team Artail but I kinda got the URL wrong after I got sucked in and went to Newgrounds instead. Still, I had a fun time! One worthy of much soda and candy!

Nic: Oh, really? Because there were viruses going around and I was worried sick! You do know what they do to cyber beings if they're not careful, right?

Authur: Yeah yeah I know, but I kicked their heads in more or less and felt like Megaman the Net Warrior doing it.

Klonoa: <runs past> Oh GOD HELP!!! It's the rabid fangirl from the store!

Nicolette(basically a dark version of Nic turned good): <chasing Klonoa wearing a floppy ears hat and a t-shirt and everything> I NEED YOUR CUTENESS!!! LOL!!!

Nic and Authur: <.<;......

Authur: The hell was that all about?
Nic: Don't wanna know... o.o

Dr. Velocity(crazy lookin version of Authur): <tackles Nic and ends up piggyback on her in mid air> Dr. Velocity invented the question mark! Chestnuts are lazy!!!

Authur: lol, pie

Nic: Okay, you're seriously getting too heavy... <throws Dr. Velocity off>

Dr. Velocity: I'm flying! <lands on the ground in puddle mode and stands back up> You smelt it you dealt it, Eddy!

Cheshire Cat: MUFFINZ!!!

Nicolette: <roundhouse kicks Cheshire Cat> Can we end this stupid test now!?

Wait for it...

Klonoa: <trips on one of his ears trying to sidestep and runs into Nicolette>

Nicolette: <pounces> GOTCHA!!!

Klonoa: DAMMIT!!!

Dr. Velocity: Captain....CAVE!!! MAAAAAAAN!!! <Shin Shoryukens Cheshire Cat into a tree branch at the edge of the Mystic Forest>

Cheshire Cat: <falls on the ground> I was the Willy Wonka of the Chocolate Factory!

Storyteller of Winnie the Pooh: And that, dear children, is why you shouldn't do drugs. Or as the urban folk say, "Keep off the grass, brotha from anotha motha."

FIN