If i were in the Naruto World...8

If i were in the Naruto World...8

Jogemu: Lay with me Haruka!
Haruka: Ew! No way! Im laying with Deidara first!
Riku: Nasty!
Esca: Holy Moly hes drunk!
Jogemu: c..come one Haruka -grabs her hips-
Haruka: GET OFF! -punches him-
Jogemu: X.X
Riku: Aw... i wanted to hit him.
Esca:
Jogemu: and yet... im still alive!
Temari: Are you kids ok?
Jogemu: TemariSan!!!
Esca: Temari!
Riku:... yay..
Haruka: TemariSama!
Temari: What are you all?A welcoming commity?
Jogemu: Oh yes we are! Ill show you around town along with a free lunch!
Haruka: Im not a welcoming commity...
Esca: Jogemus gotta girlfriend!!
Reva: Sorry.... Im .. um.. what? Oh yeah late... I as up all night with You know who... -swings around her beer bottle-
Riku: Your drunk to?
Reva: Damn right im drunk!
Haruka: Thats nice... Hey wheres Jogemu?
Esca: Off with Temari.
Riku: I never saw him leave..
Haruka: me neither... RevaSama?
Reva: What? WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
Haruka: Im not... you are.
Reva:Really? Why?
Riku: Oh my god, what did they do last night?
Esca: Im scared to know...
Haruka: Reva... Its time for you to take a nice long Nap.
Reva: But im not tierd..-whack- X.X
Riku: Did you really have to knock her out?
Esca: -pokes Reva-
Haruka: She looks like an angel..
Reva: ZZZzzzz.....
Esca: hey lets go on some dates!
Riku: Random, but ok!
Haruka: But im not inlove with a goodguy!
Esca: Well find you one!
-in village-
Haruka: Holy Crap thisll be funny watch! -transforms into Itachi- I will eat your underwear! Run SASUKE!!!!
Esca:
Sasuke: DIE ITACHI!
Haruka: Foolish little brother... if you wanted a hug why didnt you ask!
Sasuke: -stabs her-
Haruka: BLOOD! -poofs back into Haruka-
Esca: HOLY SHIT!
Riku: HarukaSan!
Sasuke: Its you! Grrr... How do you know Itachi?
Esca: We all do Sasuke... us three. So date me and we'll lead you to him.
Sasuke: What? Thats a lie... not anothergirl.
Esca: When you were little.. -tells the story- And now hes in tha Akatsuki! ^^
Sasuke: H..how did you...
Riku: Im going to go find Gaara! -runs off-
Esca: Date me and ill lead you to him...
Sasuke: ... f...fine.
Esca: YAY!! rape.. oh i mean... yea!
Haruka: THATS MY WORD!
More coming! I was to bored to write more