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interview with a sleazer pt2
"So what is your name?", I asked the Sleazer as she drank down
the last of the drink in her glass.
"Buff-ah....but ya know...",she stopped as she saw the pen and
paper in my hand,"Oh...you waste no time...I take it the interview
has begun."
"Yes Buff-ah...if you don't mind?",I asked as I paused from my
writing as she nodded," So what does that mean?"
"She who seeks comfort.",she smiled,"and travels."
"Do all your names begin with 'B'?"
"No only females...food uses 'Z'", she smiled a toothy grin.
Showing off her impressive fangs.
"So the rumors are true...",I held my gaze in disbelief,"You
eat one another?"
"No...I'd never eat a female Sleazer...that's disgusting!"
"Oh...so Sleazers don't eat other Sleazers.", I expelled
a sigh of relief.
"Yes we do...we eat males...but they aren't really Sleazers..
We don't need em....our species can carry on without em.", She
held her head proud with that statement.
"But how do you reproduce?"
"Well...sometimes we capture our food...play with it some..
you know...then eat it!", She sported those fangs again.
"oh dear...just kill them and devour them?"
"yeppers...how else we gonna eat em!"
"But what if the males were all eaten?"
"We are trans-species...or so doc Earlin told me."
"Who is that?"
"It was a human I ran into once. He was kinda like you.
wanted to know junk about us. He did some odd tests with me. But
between me and you...I think he was just kinky!",She laughed a
hearty laugh as she patted my shoulder.
"But what does that mean?"
"Oh we can have sex with any race of humanoids...and still
conceive another sleazer...and it would be a hundred percent Sleazer.
We got some thing-a-ma-bobs in our tummies that converts any humanoid
seed into Sleazer seed. Heck we can even store it for future use."
"But you still need a male right?"
"Not really...some female's thing-a-ma-bobs are so good they
can create their own seed from real food...heck when I'm older I
might could turn this drink...oh I'm getting another...into seed.",she
walked to the bar and poured another," I've heard some females can
make other females pregnant...ain't that wild?"
"Wow....to say the least.",I was sweating a bit. This was some
unusual information,"But you seem so cold about all this...I mean
what about love?"
"What about it?",She looked at me puzzled.
"I mean what about falling in love...having a loving
relationship...raising babies?"
"Yeppers that's some kinda human trappings ya created for ya
self there....we just live from day to day. If we become friends
then we are just friends...but if something more happens...then it
was just for fun...hun.",She placed her hand on my shoulder and stared into
my eyes.
"Well...",I pulled from her grip a bit,"Lets move on...I think
we have enough information about all this."
"It's just the tip of the unicorn's horn baby...ya just now getting
stuck.",She sat back and laughed as she pour more liquor into her open
mouth.
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