A Fondly Faecal Friendship.

The other day, I was thinking about the predicament of nomenclature. Some slang isn't really specific enough for general use, you know? Take for instance, the plight of two gay men. Recently introduced, they immediately clicked and began having sex regularly. Now, in today's outdated slang, you would call them 'Butt Buddies'.. but they're not that close, you know? We need something lighter... thus, we have the 'Anal Acquaintances'.
Now these two men have gotten well and involved, even past the 'Butt Buddies' stage. Where do they go from there, when things get hot and heavy, and the sharing begins? They decide that since they're so very close now, and so it's time to become 'Rectal Roommates'.
Unfortunately, it soon becomes obvious that while these two men would do anything for each other, they just can't stand being together that often, and realize they have to downgrade their relationship. Thus I submit to you my final addition to the lexicon of homosexual slang: the "Colon Camaraderie". They live happily anal after to this day.