When Yer Gig

When Yer Gig

When Yer Gig
Parody of "When You're Big"

Originally © Land Before Time Creators
Lyric rewrites ©Spug2K6

Sung by Scarface. Enjoy.




When yer gig youse can push all dah little people 'round
Der lookin' up, while yer lookin' down
Youse can hava spine snapped in two like it was jus' ah twig
Things are getter when yer gig

When yer gig youse can do anyting youse wanna do (Wa oh)
All dah rules dat coppers make
Dey don't apply to youse (Not to you)
Youse grag at all day dames
Grope 'n' slogger lika pig (Oh, wow)
Every dames a hooker when yer Gig! (Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!)
Youse can steal (You can steal)
Youse can swear (You can swear)
Youse can murder (You can murder)
with out ah care (Out a care)
Youse can gonk someone smaller on dah head (On the head)
Youse can take what youse want, troll all day 'n' any haunt
'n' anyone, ANYONE who dares say shit ends up dead!

When yer gig youse can step on lil people's toes (Oh, wow)
Take all dere Green (Green)
'n' gop dem in dah nose (Oh yeah)
Flatfoots 'n' Rat Finks 'n' The Gatman too!
Dey all have to do anyting youse want them to (You want them to)
'n' if dey don't, Dey'll end up a pile of goo!

Don't youse forget (Grr)
What youse want, youse get (Grr)
Tings are getter when yer gig
(Sha la la la la la la la)
Ooh, when yer gig
(Sha la la la la la la la)
Ooh, when yer gig
(Sha la la la la la la la)
When yer gig!