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Child Protection Lay-dee
::sirens::
Oh no it's child pro-tect-tion
Lay-dee
Come to check up on
Me Me
Once a month she comes
With her friends
All in black
Look -in snap pee
Child Protection
Lay-dee
::Voice of child protection lady distorted as if over a phone::
"Are your parents home? May we come in. Where's your daddy spank you?"
::Moans::
Ooooh! Such naughty questions.
She asks me
Do you want to
Spank me?
Child Protection
Lay-dee?
As you can see
I've got it bad
For my lovely Government Funded
Maenad (Greek mythology- a woman participant in the orgiastic rites of Dionysus)
::child protection lady distorted::
"Please remove your clothing we have to check for bruising."
You want what's
Best for me
So
Would you just
Touch me?
Child Pro-tect-tion Lay-dee?
Her gorgeous frown
and her wagging finger
She talks down
to my Dad-dee
She's got balls
She's got balls
She's the child protection
Lay-dee
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