The Nerd Song (My Friends are Dorks)

My friends are teenagers and they still play Pok�mon
And they all buy the games with money they got from their mom
And they all like BFS and they all sing along
My friends are all dorks, in fact, that's why I wrote this song
'cause my friends are DORKS.

My friends all watch Heroes, and they always want more
Every single one of them is a myspace whore
My friends all play Nintendo and they all think it's fun
and I'm gonna get my ass kicked when this little song is done
'cause my friends are DORKS.

Star Wars! Marvel Comics! Megaman, Kirby, Sonic!
Halo! Anime! Family Guy! Relient K!
Phoenix Wright! FF7! DBZ, FF11!
Kingdom Hearts! Huck Finn! That last one doesn't quite fit in!
But if you're a nerd, then you'll fit in! So come on, let the fun begin!
Join the club! Join the crew! I bet we're nerdier than you!
because! because! BECAUSE!!
My friends are dorks!