Rosie Burth=Smecks

[17:09] Burth Kills Babies: rosie
[17:09] Burth Kills Babies: i have something to tell you
[17:09] Rosie: hello
[17:09] Burth Kills Babies: before i go off and hunt sasquatch in the wild
[17:09] Rosie: how manly
[17:09] Rosie: lay it on me baby
[17:09] Burth Kills Babies: because i may not come back alive, y'know
[17:10] Burth Kills Babies: so, i need to know that our love is mutual
[17:10] Rosie: of course it is, my darling
[17:10] Rosie: and if you don't come back..
[17:10] Rosie: I want you to know something
[17:10] Rosie: I... I...
[17:10] Rosie: I'm pregnant.
[17:12] Burth Kills Babies: then i regret to inform you
[17:12] Burth Kills Babies: i may not be able to attend the baby shower
[17:12] Rosie: ...I...
[17:12] Rosie: but..
[17:13] Rosie: the child is YOURS!
[17:13] Burth Kills Babies: NOOOO
[17:13] Burth Kills Babies: this is most definately an extreme situation
[17:13] Burth Kills Babies: we have NO CHOICE
[17:13] Rosie: I MUST COME WITH YOU
[17:13] Burth Kills Babies: but to give our love child to sasquatch and raise it as his own
[17:13] Rosie: and give birth in the forest if need be
[17:13] Rosie: I would sacrifice it for you, my love
[17:15] Burth Kills Babies: this was a match made in heaven
[17:15] Rosie: I quite agree, my macho explorer lover
[17:15] Burth Kills Babies: well, you're going to have to grow a beard
[17:15] Burth Kills Babies: we'll be living in the woods
[17:16] Rosie: ohdear.
[17:16] Burth Kills Babies: yeah, you don't have a problem with that right?
[17:16] Rosie: well. I...
[17:16] Burth Kills Babies: oh, and if we want sasquatch to accept our baby
[17:16] Rosie: I'm... not sure
[17:16] Burth Kills Babies: he has to come out with a beard
[17:17] Rosie: well with your manliness it will be easy

[17:17] Burth Kills Babies: but don't worry, he should come out as a supermale.
[17:17] Burth Kills Babies: i only have TWO Y CHROMOSOMES
[17:18] Rosie: OHOHOOH
[17:18] Burth Kills Babies: yeah, i'm pretty darn manly
[17:19] Burth Kills Babies: you know, just in case i die, we should bring you a skinning knife
[17:19] Burth Kills Babies: so you can skin my hide and wear me as a fashionable coat
[17:20] Rosie: ooh
[17:20] Rosie: I'd love that
[17:25] Burth Kills Babies: i know you would
[17:25] Burth Kills Babies: i'd do it for you, baby
[17:25] Rosie: :'D

[17:27] Burth Kills Babies: haha, it's the least i can do
[17:27] Rosie: haah
[17:27] Rosie: oh, you
[17:27] Rosie: *dreamy sigh/swoon*
[17:28] Burth Kills Babies: well, my work is done here
[17:28] Burth Kills Babies: now i must sacrifice my life for the american dream
[17:29] Rosie: I will miss you, my love.
[17:30] Burth Kills Babies: oh, you won't
[17:30] Burth Kills Babies: because y'see, you'll be my human shield
[17:30] Burth Kills Babies: of love
[17:30] Burth Kills Babies: and flesh
[17:30] Burth Kills Babies: so, you're gonna have to go
[17:31] Rosie: ohh
[17:31] Rosie: right
[17:31] Rosie: I shall
[17:31] Burth Kills Babies: it is your debt to humanity after all, right?
[17:33] Rosie: true.
[17:34] Burth Kills Babies: give the ultimate human a fighting chance, right?
[17:34] Burth Kills Babies: so it's settled
[17:34] Burth Kills Babies: to northwest america
[17:34] Burth Kills Babies: possibly southwest canada
[17:34] Rosie: LET'S GO, LOVE!
[17:35] Rosie: we can make love in the woods.
[17:35] Burth Kills Babies: mm, sexy
[17:36] Rosie: ;D
[17:37] Burth Kills Babies: hmm, i can't really think of what else to do now that we've decided to make babies with and then die for eachother
[17:37] Rosie: ....
[17:37] Rosie: disney world?
[17:38] Burth Kills Babies: OH YEAH