Haiku what tells a story (V.2)

Nixon never wins.
He bought himself a lemon.
Bush got the last benz.

So, Nixon walks, now.
The other presidents laugh
at his misery.

Nixon is jealous
of the others' vehicles.
He has a mo-ped.

Where did he get it?
Can he afford the mo-ped?
Or is it for show?

I guess we don't know.
But Lincoln is still laughing
in his Cadillac.

Nixon was angry.
Screaming as loud as he could:
"You screwed me over!"

"I am not a crook!"
An irate Rick Nixon screamed.
"The car salesman is!"

Roosevelt appeared.
"Now Richard, don't be angry.
used cars are for chumps"

"Which Roosevelt, sir?"
A confused Nixon inquired.
"Franklin D. or Ted?"

"I am Franklin D."
He choked, adjusting his cig.
"Let's go get your cash!"

So, off they two ran.
Off to find the sales person
who sold the lemon.

In the dealership:
"Excuse me" said Franklin D.
"You have our money."

"You mean MY money"
said nixon to Franklin D.
"The cash is not yours"

Roosevelt transormed
into a large scaly thing
which had lazer eyes.

"Roar" screamed Roosevelt.
Then, Nixon transformed as well
Into godzilla.

They began to fight.
The battle raged on for days
before they both died.

The moral, of corse:
Don't trust Nixon, Roosevelt,
or beaten used cars.

-"BucketHat" Bobby Matheson

> Love Is Untrue