The day killer pandas attack

The day killer pandas attack

One day Gaara went to zoo.He saw some pandas with red eyes.The pandas were trying to get out of the cage.One panda was strong enough to break open the cage.

''Oh S**T!"yelled Gaara.

"What's going on?"asked Lee.

"There is a panda kidnapping me!"Yelled Gaara.

"Where are you because I'll come save you!''offered Lee.

''I am where the pandas are!"said Gaara.

"I'm coming!"said Lee.

When Rock Lee came it was too late.The pandas have taken Gaara as their own.That is way Gaara should never go to the zoo.

"Let me go or I'll get Temari to kill you!"scoled Gaara.

"You are our leader."Said Head Panda.

"You guys talk?! O_o"Asked Gaara in confusion.

"Yes."Answered Head Panda.

"Pandas are weird!"Exclaimed Gaara.

"Oh, by the way you went into the EVIL Panda section."said Grey.

"Um...why would they have evil pandas in a zoo?"asked Gaara.

"I don't know and we have your friend here."said Blackie.

"Who?" Asked Gaara.

"I hope it is chocolate." thought Gaara.

"His name is Sasuke Uchiha."Answered Head Panda.

"SASUKE UCHIHA!?"Yelled Gaara like he was going to explode.

"Yeah,I'm here."said Sasuke.

"How the hell did you get here?"asked Gaara.

"Itachi."said Sasuke.

"I thought so."said Gaara.

"I wonder who is going to be next to come."said Sasuke.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"Screamed a familiar voice.

"I have some thoughts of who that is."said Gaara.

"Hi Sasuke."said Kankuro.

"OMG!Gaara is here!Get me out of here!"yelled Kankuro in fear.

"Kankuro,if you act stupid,you are going to wish you were never born."threatened Gaara.

"Yes Gaara"said Kankuro wetting his pants.

"What are we going to do?"asked Sasuke.

"Well you guys can stay here with the pandas while I get out here and Temari and the others to come help you escape."suggested Kankuro.

"Kankuro,I can't trust you to do that.You'll just leave us here and suffer with the pandas."said Gaara.

"Dang it.I knew this would happen."thought Kankuro.

"Hey,Kankuro,can you untie us?"asked Sasuke.

"Sure."answered Kankuro.

"Yes!Now I can call for help!"yelled Sasuke.

"I'll call Temari while you call Naruto and the others.Make sure you don't call Sakura."Gaara said to Sasuke.

"What about me?"asked Kankuro feeling left out.

"You call Rock Lee."said Gaara.

"Okay."answered Kankuro.

While they were dialing trouble awaited them.*crush,bam*

"Oh No!Our cell phones!"yelled Sasuke and Gaara.

"There will be no "cell phones" in this den."scoled Head Panda.

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To Be continued...