Slightly Better looking FvS character...

Oh lookit. Take two.
(See: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/989729/)

Bio v2 (See v1 as well. Both are current):
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Kayn Slamdyke, Barkeeper of No Mans Land Tavern
Faction: Dead Neutral (until something changes my mind...)
Nicknames: Barkeep, Kayn, Brewmeister
Age: Conveniently, exactly the same as High Commander Otakun's...
Skills: Intimidation, Drinks, Alchemy, Heavy Weapons, Clockwork Engineering, Information Retrieval, Bojutsu, Management, Scrounging, Recycling, Building and Jury Rigging
Personality: Stoic, never afraid to use heavy weapons

Three miles below the Epsilon Desert, right at the center of the conflict, lies the only place to drink in the whole of the world. Mysteriously, any place selling liquor in great volumes anywhere else explodes in a cloud of alchemical fire.

No Mans Land still currently enjoys a brisk trade in liquor and remodelled vehicles - part of an insurance policy Kayn enforces for breaking the furniture of the bar comes in the form of his confiscation of the vehicles used to get there. And after walking through the miles of twisting tunnels dodging the sandworms and other gribbly denizens that lie below the desert, most visitors to the bar are inclined to either live life sober or not to cause trouble in the bar at all.

Kayn's alchemical skills have found a niche in cocktail mixing to the cheers of many of the patrons to his tavern - the only truly peaceful ground on the continent. Enforcing this policy are the many clockwork automata that Kayn constructs to simultaniously serve drinks, maintain the disused missile silo-come-tavern and act as bouncers for when things get too hot inside the tavern. Running solely on clockwork and phlogiston means they don't succumb to EMP or anti-electronic countermeasures - a plus for when Kayn detonates those devices to stop riots inside the bar.

Anyone drawing paralels between the similar levels in skill between Kayn's scrapyard tinkering and the Dreadfish High Commander's own technological excellence, as well as thier exact same ages (down to birthdays*) is ensured how mistaken thier line of reasoning is, and is encouraged to drop the subject immediately. Otherwise, anyone is welcome to strike up a conversation with Kayn and hear gripping war stories or tactical information about thier enemies (for a price of course).

And the first drink is always free. Provided your 'insurance forms' are in order...

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* IRL, me and Ota have the same birthday. Whether this has any effect on the FvS universe is totally up to you lot.