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Dear Nomura...
Ah yes, Final Mix, the games that have always eluded us due to our lack in being Japanese.
We aren't in the middle of the ocean and ravaged by earthquakes (I dont include California in this statement due to California is gay)enough to be cool enough to recieve this game.
IM JUST KIDDING, YOU CALIFORNIANS ARE ALL RIGHT! ...cough...
Anyway
Is anyone as seriously ticked off as me? That's just gaytarded.
Hell, the game prolly sells better here than it does there, they don't have the right stuff to appreciate the Disney like we do!
So I have a plan!
First, get a LOT of Red Bull
Feed it to monkeys
Attack Japan with flying monkeys
That will show them not to give me my sushi and square watermelons!!
...Whoops, off topic.
Anyways, you know what we're missing?!
SORA IN A FRUCKIN SANTA SUIT
GIANT BLACK MUSHROOMS YOU SMACK, WITH TRIANGLE BUTTON BISH
ZEXION FINALLY STOPS BEING GAYTARDED AND GETS A WEAPON!
YOU ACTUALLY GET TO FIGHT ROXAS THIS TIME
and there's a cut scene where the XIII have their lil pansy meeting, haha pansies, you gotted beatened by a kid with big yellow shoes, a duck, and a humanoid dog-like creature with the name Goofy.
I'd be ashamed if I were you, you a horrible name to evil!
I mean, if it were Batman, I mean, hey, atleast you got beat by some bad ass goth ninja man with a spiffy car.
But no.
RIP Axel, IM SORRY I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FLAMBOYENTNESS.
He's flamboyent like a pinata, and people smack pinatas
.......
SO, it's supposed to be released in Japan in March fo 65 our dollahs.
We need to write Nomura a letter, AND ANGRY LETTER, in an accent that will blow his mind trying to read it. He will try everything to read it too, just because it's a quandry he just can't fathom. He'll be sitting in his room for 3 days eating apples and drinking pepsi, trying to decode our unfathomable letter.
l33t will do, that blows anyones mind.
d33r mr n0Mer@,
L0Lz!!1 Y U n0T s3Ll F1n@l m1X h33r?!111 U r G@y OMG!!!1 u s3lL h33r 0r I k1cK Ur f@cE LOLZ!!!11
3 Day Nomura, 3 days of torture unless you release KH2 Final Mix here
You do not want to make me mad with my ninja l33t skills.....
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Comments
InsaneMew Says:
That makes me so aggravated as well DX So freakin' gay... *shakes fist*
Auria Says:
:< let the chaos beging...
Rhythm Wily Says:
I have heard the argument and ONLY good arguement for why we don't get any of the Final Mix stuff is that then Japan would have to feel like they needed a Japanese version w/ some extras of that too and then there'd be more sequals than a Tony Hawk game. Remember, the original KH that came over here had more stuff than the original Japanese KH that was made.
Vash the Saiyan Says:
I'm scared that I could read that angry l33t letter.
As for the California thing, it's true, they're gay.
Inner Universe Says:
we didnt get anything special this time so we just *might* get it
FUN FACT: America has the top video game market in the world. So it WOULD sell better here. *runs away*
Jes Says:
you, my friend, are a genius
JnZhomie Says:
I have to agree, I want the Final mixes.
orangeandcream Says:
Thats a very good idea
SuppaiNoIruka Says:
Nomura has actually said he feels bad we miss out and wants to find a way for us to get the new content
Cat Megex Says:
Though I still haven't played much of KH, nor any of KHII (owing to my lack of a PS2), I agree with you completely that it should be released in the US.
...For that matter, they should release the KH Final Mix as well; better late than never, right?