Rant: Geek?

Rant: Geek?

Today (Thursday 28th December, 20060, I was on MSN, when some chav who for some reason has my email address, messaged me with this message:
"&& Justt Luciiee* ii lOve mUy giirls x says (11:34):
youu are a fukinnn jarrrrr we all love chavss sarcasmm you geeeek get over it youu mug"

Now, from previous experience with this girl, I know she's a chav, and she uses the word geek to insult people. Also, if you're confused by her message, she's saying it in reference to my awesome display picture that my friend Steven made for me, which has "Because we ALL love chavs [/sarcasm]" in it. Now, instead of ignoring her, like I almost certainly should have done and continuing with my English essay, I decided to write a response, and here is the response in its non sent form, as otherwise its broken up.

My Response:
"Sorry, is geek supposed to be some sort of insult? And so what if I'm a geek? All it means is that I'm going to get a better job than you, make more money than you, have more friends and live a more successful life than you. I don't see why that's supposed to be some sort of insult. Especially coming from a chav who'll end up living on an estate that my eventual taxes will have to pay for. You'll end up living out of my pocket, and the pockets of all the people you seem to think are "Geeks". That's kind of sad. In fact, that's just extremely sad, as you'll have to scrounge for money from those you try to poorly insult now. All you're doing by calling me a geek is abysmally failing to insult me, while showing how narrow minded an individual you are. What's so bad about being a geek? And how exactly am I a geek? Keeping in mind I meet up with my friends every time I can, and I'm a very social person. Probably moreso than you. Does that make me a geek? How about being smart? Is anyone even remotely smarter than you a geek? Because if so, I think the entire population of Earth is a geek. Even amoeba. You don't even know what a geek is, and you never will do, because as long as you try to use it as an insult, you're just showing everyone you try to insult how stupid you are, instead of insulting them. I actually have a life, friends, and intelligence. You obviously don't. Even dung beetles have more friends than you. And they're smarter. And they actually have a life. Dung Beetles > You. If dung beetles are better than you, why are you even trying to insult me? It's certainly not going to give you a social life, friends, or make you seem smarter, and it's not going to make you better than dung beetles. But, seeing as you are a chav, which is why you even tried to insult me in the first place, and seeing as most chavs can't understand words longer than two syllables or four letters, you might have to get someone to translate this entire rant for you. I'll make it simple for you: You don't know what a geek is, you don't know who I am, and you don't have a life. In future, try actually getting a life before calling someone a geek, when you have no idea what a geek actually is, you have no idea who that person is, you have no life, and for some strange reason, dung beetles are preferred over you. I mean, they certainly smell better than you. Hope this doesn't make your brain explode with logic, someone might actually have a use for that thing."

The reply I got after this was:
"&& Justt Luciiee* ii lOve mUy giirls x says (12:13):
i karnt even read all that"

And then she signed off, and I won the argument. In conclusion, I can outsmart any Chav (not that it's very hard), and deliver an awesome rant at the same time.
-Love Edward.
P.S: Dung Beetles are better than chavs, they even smell nicer, and you can even have a decent conversation with Dung Beetles. Go Dung Beetles.
P.P.S: Feel free to contact her at lucycollins2@hotmail.com.